Tuesday 2 February 2010

BOOK..

Not one of mine, but maybe a book that will help or allow me to get published one day? If I follow the rules that it!

My aunt bought me this book for Christmas, along with a bottle of whisky. Good aunt, the best combination I could have asked for... Whisky and Words! She knows that I like writing, indeed she's volunteered to read some of my work. What she said was, amongst other nice things, this:

"Baz, if I didn't know you, I'd be scared of you"

Glad to know that I can be that powerful!

But anyway, this is the book. I've read a few books on the subject before but not one quite like this. Instead of giving rules as to how to write and what to do in order to get published it simply shows 200 excerpts of ill written prose and comments on what mistakes have been written (and exaggerated) and the possible consequences of writing in that style. In that respect I found it hugely useful.

The only drawback I could find with it was that In the last quarter or so I was beginning to feel as if I was being told not to do something that I had previously been told to do. But I never went back to check.

However it is well written, albeit in an American dialect (no such thing as 'English US'!) and so there are missing letters aplenty but I'll forgive that for its usefulness. It feels like you're reading through a text with somebody next to you, pointing things out an explaining it to you. It's written as if they were talking to you and that's an approach I like, because I'm going to need lots of help to get the editing and publishing ball rolling if I finish a first draft!

Or course, there already is a first, second, third and fourth copy of my script 'The Last of the Angels' but I'm talking about a novel. So if you're like me and want to write, get this book.

Keep smiling,
Sx

Monday 1 February 2010

Two things to share...

Finally managed to log back in here... Don't know what it is with my blogger but likes to redirect me o the 'Start a new blog!' page whenever it gets the chance. Ah well, we persevere. Only two things really to share with you all today.

The first is a charity thing I'm doing. I have long hair, some people are paying me to cut it, other people are paying me to keep it long (so basically to do nothing... :D) and some people just want to donate to a good cause. The cause is Autism research, the charity can be found HERE.

The plan is to collect money from both sides and then CUT or KEEP my hair depending on whichever side has the most money. The loosing team don't get their money back though... :)
Anyway, this has its own dedicated website which can be found HERE and I'll also be walking around annoying people with clipboard for a month, and possibly starting a FB campaign, because I'm that cool.

You have the 28 days of February to influence my decision, go BID!

So that's PART ONE, over. Now for the next story...

Jim (my Stepdad) goes off to Sainsbury's once a month or so for our "Big Shop" for the reason that... well... read the story here at my mum's old blog. But anyway, mum asked for a handheld juicer. Her heavy, glass, juicer got broken about a year back. Nothing fancy, just something that juices.

And so Jim returned dutifully with a plastic juicer, complete with a bowl for catching the juice. All neatly wrapped in cellophane. To put it bluntly, nothing had got in or out since leaning the Sainsbury's economy range factory. But hello! What is this!

A pubic hair! Ooooh, thank you Mr Sainsbury, thank you economy range factory worker. He must have hear about my charity scheme.

Dude, talking about the hair on my head...

But I guess in a way it's good that it was there, let's face it, if there was no evidence we would have just started using it without any thought about... what those workers are doing...

Go pledge, once again, HERE
And keep smiling,
Sx